Thoughts I Had While Staring at a Picture of My Stash

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• I should have moved the PEZ dispenser out of the way before I took this.
• This is a gross amount of yarn.
• This isn't even the yarn that's in project bags, attached to projects, hidden in a drawer at work, tucked away in my purse, oh crap I just looked up and saw a ball of yarn on a cabinet.
• I'm really glad I got most of this tucked away before Cody came home.
• I feel gross. 
• This is several charitable donations' worth of yarn.
• I'm really glad I found that cotton yarn so I can knit some washrags.
• I feel weird that I don't know how to knit washrags.
• I feel weird that I can lose yarn.
• I have a lot more brown yarn than I thought.  So cozy.
• I really like buying blue yarn. Why do I not knit with more blue yarn?
• I'm cute in blue.  This is the narcissistic thought of someone who believes it's okay to have this much yarn.
• I can use a lot of these scraps for amigurumi.
• Or baby booties!
• Dadgum, I have a lot of baby booties to make.
• I noticed Evelyn trying to wear some doll shoes the other day.
• My own precious daughter doesn't even have jeans that fit and I have all this yarn.
• Okay, she doesn't have jeans that fit because toddler jeans are either too short, or too big in the waist.
• I wonder if I can cross post this.
• This is a lot of yarn.
• I can't believe some kind of bug burrowed into one of the smaller balls!
• It happens to everyone! Even the Yarn Harlot.  
• I wish I could find a post to back me up on that.
• I'm a little glad that I accidentally dropped the entire thing in the trash can.
• Even if it was Cascade 220.
• I need more plastic bags and tubs.
• Maybe I need to get some of this yarn knitted/crocheted up into other things so I won't have to feel gross about this yarn.
• I kind of wish I'd gone to the yarn store on my free afternoon.
• Yarn.

Cross-posted and modified from my personal blog, with my own permission.  If any of you out there want to show me your stash, I would love to see it.  I want to see it so much I don't even care how creepy I sound right now.  Put a link in the comments!  Or just tell me how many skeins you have!  Or something!  I want to feel less alone and I'm genuinely curious about the fiberphiles (spell check doesn't recognize that) who read here.

In conclusion, yarn.  Yes, again.